LTC Environment

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Full name : Lieutenant Colonel Todd F. Environment

Age: permanently locked at 51 after his death.

Religion: Thelema

What the fuck is up his craw?: Lt.Col. Environment is a rogue demon. His story goes all the way back to the Vietnam War, where in life he was a Lt.Col. of outrageous cruelty and had a laundry list of conduct violations. He was such a rotten asshole that Satan herself began to take notice, it wasn't long before she had to have him as her own, so she placed a trip mine on the very road he was driving back to base so he could come back home a war hero. He died in a huge fireball and his soul was immediately cast down into the deepest pits of hell, now the important thing to note here is that Satan cheated and took his soul prematurely. Anyway, rather than spend the rest of eternity having his own guts ripped out and fed to him over and over again, he hastily agreed to allow his soul to transformed into a demon's.

For reasons no one can really understand, she decided to model the new demon soul after a popular cartoon character from an early 90's TV show, only she made him goofier and more cartoonish, causing this new demon to be an extremely odd mixture of silliness and absolute evil. She then sent him up to Earth on a mission of sabotage.

In 2010, God will send down a holy swine, the blood of which will be key in the synthesis in a cure for HIV/AIDS. It is Lt.Col. Environment's duty to sway public opinion enough to put an end to animal testing in time to stop the cure from being found. But returning to Earth has caused memories of his past life to surge back into his brain, all the way up to the point where Satan planted the mine that ended his life. Now he is torn between his intense hatred of mankind and his feelings of betrayal at the hands of his new master.

Will he stop AIDS from being cured? Only time will tell.