Toiletism

Origin
Toiletism was started by squarecircle around May or June of 2005 (before he even adopted the "squarecircle" moniker). Early on in his R&P posting career, squarecircle went simply by "Ron," and soon changed it to "Ron is God" to differentiate himself from the other "Rons" that were posting at the time. This is important because it shaped Toiletism dogma, but it is not what originated Toiletism in the first place.

The name Toiletism for the religion was intended as a mockery of LaVeyan Satanism. At the time there were a couple of Satanist posters who would act offended any time someone made the assumption that Satanism had something to do with Satan. Batman made the joke that he was going to make a religion called Odinism (not realizing at the time that Odinism is an actual religion) and make it have nothing to do with Odin. Squarecircle then quickly jumped on the idea and created the religion of Toiletism, which has absolutely nothing to do with toilets. Batman was squarecircle's first and only major adherent of the mock religion, and the two of them would act shocked, surprised, and offended, when anyone would assume Toiletism had to do with toilets. One person that was known for egging them on and inadvertently helping their plot was nash equilibrium, who would "antagonize" Bats and square by posting "*flush*" and other things to do with toilets.

Dogma
This is what has been established with the Toiletism dogma:
 * 1) Toiletism has nothing to do with toilets, yet appeals to its popularity. Just because.
 * 2) Ron is God. He is the One and Only God.
 * 3) Inspired by the Christian myth of Jesus, Ron tried to father Himself and got stuck in a mortal body, losing a vast amount of power but still retaining some of it.
 * 4) Ron worships plants which are above Him (God). Plants are really aliens in disguise which Ron originally created but which are now more powerful than Him.
 * 5) Marijuana is an evil plant which must be smoked to death. Genocide is the only answer. This tenet of Toiletism was not put in place to make converting stoners easier. I swear. No, really, I promise.
 * 6) The Toiletist holy book is the Book of Ron.
 * 7) Certified Priests of Ron--more commonly known as "Certified Priests of Ron"-- set up Churches of Ron as places of worship.
 * 8) Other places of worship are called Brown Houses and the followers that set them up are commonly titled Brown-Nosers.
 * 9) The holy symbol of Toiletism is a roadkill skunk.
 * 10) During rituals we chant "norsidog!" We also say "Rondammit" on occaisson.
 * 11) As Toiletists we know the true spellings of certain words such as athiest and dammit.
 * 12) It is part of the Toiletist dogma to falsify numbers of our membership. There are 2 million Toiletists and growing!
 * 13) It is also part of the Toiletist dogma to make up shit on the fly to make converting easier.
 * 14) Disobeying Ron gets a Holy Asskicking.